FLASH: Much of Humanity’s Woes Due to Obama

Much of the world’s problems are Obama’s fault.

shadows+clouds provides as a service to our readers a list of things for which the current commander-in-chief is directly responsible:

THIS JUST IN!! 16,137 MURDERS, 94,635 RAPES A YEAR IN USA—

OBAMA’S FAULT
ADAM’S FALL: OBAMA’S FAULT (Adam was a black man.)
WAR, PESTILENCE, FAMINE: OBAMA’S FAULT  
WRETCHED, RUNNING SORES ON JOB’S BODY: OBAMA’S FAULT
SLAVE TRADE: OBAMA’S FAULT (it was his Kenyan relatives.)
U.S. SLIDE INTO MARXISM: OBAMA’S FAULT
INABILITY OF SCHOLASTICISTS TO DETERMINE HOW MANY ANGELS COULD DANCE ON THE HEAD OF A PIN: OBAMA’S FAULT
VAPID TV SHOWS: OBAMA’S FAULT
ORIGINAL SIN: OBAMA’S FAULT
OEDIPUS’ REALIZATION AND BLINDING: OBAMA’S FAULT
SHRINKING UNIVERSE, ENTROPY: ALL OBAMA’S FAULT
AGING DUE TO CELL OXIDATION: OBAMA’S FAULT
SILENCE OF CELESTIAL SPHERES: OBAMA’S FAULT
WHALES SPORTING IN WOODS, COWS JUMPING OVER THE MOON: OBAMA’S FAULT
KEROUAC’S ALCOHOLISM: OBAMA’S FAULT
LISBON EARTHQUAKE, 18TH CENTURY: OBAMA’S FAULT
THE WAR IN HEAVEN, SATAN’s PRIDE: OBAMA’S FAULT
TECTONIC SHIFTS IN EARTH’s CRUST DUE TO RAHM EMMANUEL’S POLITICAL MANIPULATIONS
DEATH OF RONALD REAGAN: OBAMA’S FAULT
THE WHITENESS OF THE WHALE AND ITS UBIQUITY: OBAMA’S FAULT
CRETACIOUS PERIOD: CAUSED BY MICHELLE OBAMA
COLO-RECTAL CANCER: OBAMA’S FAULT
LOW TEST SCORES AMONG LATINOS: OBAMA’S FAULT
CRACK ADDICTION IN THE INNER CITY: OBAMA’S FAULT
ALCOHOLISM AMONG NATIVE AMERICAN INUIT POPULATION: OBAMA’S FAULT
DROUGHT IN SUB-SAHARAN AFRICA: OBAMA’S FATHER’S FAULT
GLOBAL WARMING: OBAMA’S FAULT
PALESTINIAN TERRORISM: OBAMA’S FAULT
LAND SINKING IN VENICE ITALY: OBAMA’S FAULT
JIM CROW: OBAMA’S FAULT
CRAZED MUSKRAT THAT ATTACKED CARTER: OBAMA’S FAULT
VIOLENT RAP LYRICS: OBAMA’S FAULT
SALEM WITCH TRIALS: OBAMA’S FAULT
COMING ENDARKENMENT: OBAMA’S FAULT

For more information about this menace to the world’s survival, see www.Obamasfault.com

Thanks to FOX NEWS, who brought many of these disturbing facts to our attention through a series of e-mails. Obama is hands-on. I have a friend who lived in New Orleans the day of the levee breakage after Katrina who says he saw Obama in the cab of a backhoe destroying the levee himself.

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